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THE CEMETERY CLUB
Comedy by Ivan Menchell
It’s hard to meet people these days, so when sweet-tempered Ida takes a shine to Sam the butcher while visiting the cemetery, it seems like a gift from above. But Ida’s friends and fellow widows – feisty Lucille and overbearing Doris – don’t want their monthly cemetery trips interrupted, so they make it their business to break up the budding romance. When they realize they’ve made a terrible mistake, the widows must play matchmaker to make sure love survives after all.
Eligible performances for THE CEMETERY CLUB:
Matinees (2pm): July 11, 18, 25
Evenings (8pm): July 8, 11, 14, 18, 21
MEET MY SISTER
Comedy by Bonnie Green
The boxes are all packed, and sisters Blanche and Stella are ready to take their mother to her new nursing home. There’s just one problem – mom won’t go. She still has a few skeletons in the closet, and she’s not leaving her house until she’s said her piece. While the sisters bicker about what to do, their mother shouts zingers out her bedroom window, revealing long-buried family secrets that will change their lives forever.
Eligible performances for MEET MY SISTER:
Matinees (2pm): August 8, 15, 22
Evenings (8pm): August 5, 8, 11, 15, 18
MURDER AT THE HOWARD JOHNSON’S
Comedy by Ron Clark and Sam Bobrick
Check into the Howard Johnson Motor Inn for murder, mayhem, and killer laughs. Travel back to the 1970s as ditzy Arlene and her lover Mitchell, a Casanova in disco pants, plot to knock off Arlene’s used car salesman husband inside their hotel room. Things quickly go haywire as the hapless hitmen keep getting in their own way, and their attempts to do each other in hilariously fail. Allegiances shift, and soon everybody wants everybody dead. But hey, all’s fair in love and contract killing!
Eligible performances for MURDER AT THE HOWARD JOHNSON’S:
Matinees (2pm): August 29, September 5, 12
Evenings (8pm): August 26, 29, September 1, 5, 8
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